There once was a man named McNameter
Who was blessed with both length and diameter
But it wasn’t his size
That was a surprise
‘Twas his rhythm: iambic pentameter

Let’s make a date, to tango quite late
And when we get tired, we’ll just hesitate.

The itch of writing can only be cured by the scratching of a pen.

This happened to me the other day.

(source: xkcd)

Benched 1.11111 times the body weight today. Math makes everything more fun.

Balls of steel .. make the world go ‘round.

A picture of a pipe, is not A PIPE. It represents a pipe and it is still a picture. Of a pipe.

“It won’t work.”
“Nonsense! You are only saying that because it never has.”

“You gave me wings when you showed me birds,” said Leonard of Quirm. “I just made what I saw.”